Part festive fashion, part crime scene.
This magnificently unhinged holiday sweater features a 3D tinsel Christmas tree that looks like it heroically escaped a house party gone wrong — The star is hanging on by pure spite, the tinsel is holding on by trauma, and the bottom ornaments look like they’ve “seen things.”
The scorched patches? From when the lights short-circuited. The shredded hem? A dramatic retelling of the moment you tripped over an extension cord while yelling, “I got the lights!” The mystery debris embedded in the knit? We don’t talk about that. It adds charm.
Every stitch tells the story of someone who bravely said,
“I don’t need help putting up the decorations.” …and instantly regretted everything.
Perfect for ugly sweater parties, chaotic family gatherings, or any occasion where you want people to wonder if you literally wrestled a Christmas tree in the yard.
Festive. Battle-scarred. Unbothered.
⸻
Size:
Chest: 40”
Length: 26.5”
Sleeve: 31.5”
Material:
• Acylic
Part festive fashion, part crime scene.
This magnificently unhinged holiday sweater features a 3D tinsel Christmas tree that looks like it heroically escaped a house party gone wrong — The star is hanging on by pure spite, the tinsel is holding on by trauma, and the bottom ornaments look like they’ve “seen things.”
The scorched patches? From when the lights short-circuited. The shredded hem? A dramatic retelling of the moment you tripped over an extension cord while yelling, “I got the lights!” The mystery debris embedded in the knit? We don’t talk about that. It adds charm.
Every stitch tells the story of someone who bravely said,
“I don’t need help putting up the decorations.” …and instantly regretted everything.
Perfect for ugly sweater parties, chaotic family gatherings, or any occasion where you want people to wonder if you literally wrestled a Christmas tree in the yard.
Festive. Battle-scarred. Unbothered.
⸻
Size:
Chest: 40”
Length: 26.5”
Sleeve: 31.5”
Material:
• Acylic
