Denim Aged Shorts

$45.00

These shorts have lived a harder life than most. Once clean-cut denim, they’ve been dragged through dust, paint, sweat, and time itself until all that remains is a perfectly ruined patina of ash-grey grit. Every scuff and stain feels like it’s been earned—like they’ve seen garage floors, late-night concerts, back-alley lunch breaks, and a few bad decisions along the way.

No blood, no theatrics—just raw, weathered grit. These aren’t shorts, they’re attitude stitched in denim.DETAILS:

Sizes:

  • 32" Waist

  • 10" Inseam

+Handpainted, TV/film quality fake blood.

+Dry clean only.

+All pieces are one-of-a-kind

+Orders made before 3pm EST ship same day!

These shorts have lived a harder life than most. Once clean-cut denim, they’ve been dragged through dust, paint, sweat, and time itself until all that remains is a perfectly ruined patina of ash-grey grit. Every scuff and stain feels like it’s been earned—like they’ve seen garage floors, late-night concerts, back-alley lunch breaks, and a few bad decisions along the way.

No blood, no theatrics—just raw, weathered grit. These aren’t shorts, they’re attitude stitched in denim.DETAILS:

Sizes:

  • 32" Waist

  • 10" Inseam

+Handpainted, TV/film quality fake blood.

+Dry clean only.

+All pieces are one-of-a-kind

+Orders made before 3pm EST ship same day!

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