The “I Swear I Didn’t Burn the Cookies” Grinchmas Sweater

This gloriously feral Grinch sweater looks like it crawled out of a chimney, judged your baking skills, and then strutted out the door anyway.

Featuring artfully charred hems, strategically singed patches, and a delightfully disheveled Grinch who looks like he’s on his third batch of “totally not burnt this time” snickerdoodles, it brings that perfect mix of festive chaos and kitchen regret.

It’s the ideal sweater for ugly sweater parties, casual holiday sabotage, and convincing your relatives you definitely meant for it to look like this.

Festive. Feral. Slightly singed. Just like the holidays should be.

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Size:

• Chest: 46”

• Length: 26.5”

• Sleeve: 30”

Material:

• Polyester