A festive disaster with its own power source.
This magnificently chaotic Santa sweater features jolly old St. Nick looking like he went twelve rounds with a chimney, lost a fight with a snowblower, and still had the nerve to sparkle about it. His beard is frizzled, his hat is hanging on for dear life, and the holes scattered across the sweater suggest a backstory that involves both fire and regret.
But wait —
it lights up.
Yes, this battle-worn beauty comes equipped with a real battery pack, so Santa can flash, blink, and glow his way through the wreckage like a Christmas decoration that refuses to die.
His once-fluffy beard is now a patchy battlefield. His hat? Hanging on like a New Year’s resolution. The holes scattered across the sweater? Clear evidence that Santa has absolutely been in a situation.
Perfect for ugly sweater parties, North Pole crime reenactments, or showing up to Christmas dinner looking like you and Santa shared the same terrible idea at 1 a.m.
Festive. Frazzled. Slightly unhinged. Just like the man himself.
⸻
Size:
Chest: 40-42”
Length: 26”
Sleeve: 29”
Material:
• Polyester
A festive disaster with its own power source.
This magnificently chaotic Santa sweater features jolly old St. Nick looking like he went twelve rounds with a chimney, lost a fight with a snowblower, and still had the nerve to sparkle about it. His beard is frizzled, his hat is hanging on for dear life, and the holes scattered across the sweater suggest a backstory that involves both fire and regret.
But wait —
it lights up.
Yes, this battle-worn beauty comes equipped with a real battery pack, so Santa can flash, blink, and glow his way through the wreckage like a Christmas decoration that refuses to die.
His once-fluffy beard is now a patchy battlefield. His hat? Hanging on like a New Year’s resolution. The holes scattered across the sweater? Clear evidence that Santa has absolutely been in a situation.
Perfect for ugly sweater parties, North Pole crime reenactments, or showing up to Christmas dinner looking like you and Santa shared the same terrible idea at 1 a.m.
Festive. Frazzled. Slightly unhinged. Just like the man himself.
⸻
Size:
Chest: 40-42”
Length: 26”
Sleeve: 29”
Material:
• Polyester
