Butcher of the Backline – Chef Apron & Hat

This is not your grandma’s Sunday gravy. The Butcher of the Backline set pairs a classic chef’s apron with a matching hat, then drags them both through the worst night the kitchen ever saw. Think fryer grease sheen, smoke-dark shadowing, and artfully placed blood spatter that says, “the special was a mistake.” Hand-aged to look like it’s survived a rush, a raid, and a health inspector’s fever dream, this set turns any sweet little line cook into a culinary cryptid.

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Features:

•Apron + chef hat set, heavily distressed with grime, oil patina, and faux blood

•Hand-weathered details: scorch marks, smears, splatter, and lived-in creases

•Lightweight & haunt-actor ready for long nights and big scares

•Unisex fit; ties adjust for most bodies; hat fits most head sizes

•Photographs like a crime scene, moves like a nightmare double shift

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Notes & Care:

•Each piece is one-of-a-kind; grease and blood patterns vary (intentionally).

•Spot clean only; avoid machine wash to preserve distressing.

•Cosmetic aging only—no real grease, no real gore.

Size:

• 27” from tie to tie, 31” from neck to bottom.

• Hat: 22”