The "Business Casual" Zombie Shirt

$80.00

“Business Casual” Zombie Shirt

When the office went to hell, he stayed on the clock. The Business Casual button-down is a corporate nightmare come to life — splattered with aged blood, streaked with grime, and blooming with mold like it’s been rotting under fluorescent lights for a decade. Cracked paint and crusted stains crawl across the fabric, giving it that perfect “just bit my supervisor in Accounting” charm. Every rip, smear, and discoloration tells the story of a dedicated employee who simply refused to die before lunch.

Perfect for: undead execs, reanimated interns, and anyone who takes dress code compliance straight to the grave.

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Sizes:

XL: Chest: 50", Length: 32", Sleeve: 34"

L: Chest: 48", Length: 31", Sleeve: 32"

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“Business Casual” Zombie Shirt

Perfect for: undead execs, reanimated interns, and anyone who takes dress code compliance straight to the grave.

⸻

Sizes:

XL: Chest: 50", Length: 32", Sleeve: 34"